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Tom Croke

@croketom

When butchers hangout together they meat up!

5:56 pm · June 17, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

I thought about applying as a bartender but I hear it is a pour job.

11:59 pm · June 14, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

Pondering: should the man who leaked the classified docs on gov't spying to the press be celebrated or jailed? Is he hero or villain?

4:03 am · June 13, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

What celestial object never has a hairy back? The moon ... it waxes once a month.

2:54 am · June 11, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

This is really a joke ... I wrote a comment on my Facebook wall but not many people liked it.

2:08 pm · June 9, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

Which book of the Bible never sits still? Romans ... It is roaming everywhere.

2:28 pm · June 8, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

"Do you know where the white ball is?" Asked the pool player. "I have no cue." replied his friend.

12:21 pm · June 6, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

In case you didn't know, St. Paul is mentioned in the bible ... Minneapolis is not. Now you know which is better. #twincities #mn

8:51 pm · June 2, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

How did a famously short green Star Wars character get his name? Every time he beat a villain the people cried out, "Yo 'da Man!"

4:22 am · May 31, 2013

Tom Croke

@croketom

What phone do you have if your locked out of your car? Nokia (No-Key-A)

2:54 pm · May 27, 2013